Jeff Bezos Got Married. Again.
No, they didn’t meet on ImChatty — but let’s be honest, they really should have.
If you're a billionaire obsessed with space travel and private islands, where do you meet your soulmate? Apparently, not online.
Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez just tied the knot in a very understated ceremony... on a superyacht... off the Amalfi Coast. Venetian's just love him... That's a far cry from a chat app, but sure — whatever works.
- NYT: At Bezos’ Venetian Wedding: Buzz, Bling and Backlash
- People: Inside Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sánchez’s Wedding
The real missed opportunity? They could have met on ImChatty — no yachts required. Just real profiles, real conversations, and fewer drone surveillance concerns.
Instead, we got what feels like political satire mixed with Carnival cruises.
Congratulations to the happy couple. We hope your love lasts longer than the next Amazon employee break.